how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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