Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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