Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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