You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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