tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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