There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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