That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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