evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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