Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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