Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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