Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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