White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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