I feel like I'm in dance class right now
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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