when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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