2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Shame is for Republicans.
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