You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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