I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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