i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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