theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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