i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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