I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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