ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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