I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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