so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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