I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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