What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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