You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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