wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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