i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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