is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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