respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
my poor anus
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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