The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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