The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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