I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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