Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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