JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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