You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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