Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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