..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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