No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize