Sponge bath it is.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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