im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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