Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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