Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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