i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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