Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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