On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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