Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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