just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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