I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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